Where's my pan !!!!

Man’s mission is conquering the world. But at first, he must be the house’s owner.

Let’s return the 1950s decades and even further. Men with their career proved status in society. And in family, they were bosses, of course. They had the rights in every corner of the house. But they were also very kind and generous to leave the kitchen for women. Since then, the kitchen was a luxurious concept that men didn't want to mention. They also saw kitchen as mysterious as women.

But it is only in the past, and time has changed things!

Women is increasingly encroaching out to the social field, gradiently confirming their positions. Initiation may be small, but growing, and there are no signs of stopping. Also in the house, where a man owned, what's going on? Wife is keeping all the money as a bank. Furniture, women is shopping, and of course, men will carry. When a lamp gets burnt, women immediately hire the "house’s owner" to fix. The cost is some lovingly words and glass of hand-squeezed orange juice. With infant, men can not win the rights. . . lactation, and sometime become horse riding for children to play. But most serious, day by day, men still seated at the table, expecting women to donate their meal.

Let’s imagine, without women, how does “the owner” manage all things? Hungry? Simply go to a restaurant, and get any dishes you want. Men can lie that they can eat fast food one day, two days or a month, even year after year. But they shouldn't risk their kids' health. Infants can not eat fast food instead of breastfeeding. And the lack of nutrition of food in store does not allow them to grow up. Many men had earlier seen this is a disaster. But the rest, and I can bet the majority, still sing the song of boss. When they realized they had lost all rights. Otherwise, they are largely depending on women. Then? No one else, man, let's save ourselves!

And so the world of men gathered together to discuss on the campaign to win back the seat from the hands of women. The intelligent man quickly realized the root of the problem. From the beginning, they did not own outright. The kitchen is outside the coverage of them, women had one hand in it, and reached the other hand out the world. So now men are determined to win back the kitchen. A new war has broken out, covered in blood and tears, fire and its collapse is as much as the world wars. Many have actually proven, mass explosions and occupational accidents occurred in this war. Not between men and women, but between men and the kitchen. And in that war, many men realize something they never thought of.

First, they prove that they exist. When men realize they are alone in the large house, and a terrible hunger is attacking, they need a skill to survive. Cooking is a skill for life. Why do I say that? Many men marry late these days, and they live away from home. Being bachelors on their own, they would have to eat by themselves all the time. If they cannot cook they have to spend more money to buy fast-food which is more expensive compare to ingredients that are needed to cook some food. And they are smart enough to understand, if they know how to cook, that is how they themselves survived. I find that men who can cook are more grown-up and independent because often they've lived away from home. Along with the trend to marry late now, men get longer live alone, and they need to know to cook. They are no longer just sitting, reading the newspaper and wait, wait. The shopping habit will also help them explore the world called "market". They have a chance to communicate with other men, and they learned how to bargain. Bargain is nothing but a true art.

Cooking helps us to flirt a girl better. If it is the birthday of sweetheart, men usually take her to restaurant. But he better trying to impress her by preparing a meal for two at home. That does not only give women the feeling of receiving a special gift. But also that helps men to save money. Believe me, that money is not small. And of course, when your wife angry, a bowl of soup is the sweet way he could do. It would be a great healing. Women not only heartwarming, but also fulfill the stomach.

Nowadays, most of the cooks and chefs in hotels and restaurants are males. The thought that men can not cook, is like taking you to the Stone Age. Before getting the cooking skill, men only knew food is a magic thing, and women were nothing but witches with spells. Give women a piece of meat as input, the output will be a scented beef-mushrooms dish. Carrot, potato, roll into the kitchen, transformed out a nutritious soup pot. Men see that as a strange that they deliberately do not care. Only when they can cook, everything changed. How proud they were to tell their friends about something they made, and maybe more than that.

Men can reward themselves a dish they like, more chili, less sugar, and no onion.

One of the things that men do not want to cook, which I think is big reason, it's shame. Imagine, a guy who likes to cook. But when his friend jeering at him because that work is only done by women. Then he started shame. Perhaps that friend did not know that many famous restaurants in the world, top chefs are men. And man, if you wish not proved useless, you should know how to share the work with the woman you love. Men may love to cook, and fully capable of good cooking, that's equality.

Model of family man today, is said to manage any solve anything from house to office. And he knows, meals not only accentuated the emotional, but also reduce the burden of financial worries for him. The wife was sick, or giving birth, love is the meal processing by man hands. Cooking is also a fun thing for couples to do together. It's a good time to get your hands dirty, do something creative and then enjoy the results together afterwards. This is a romance, without having to walk together to restaurants.

It’s sexy. Not to me. To her. That’s what most women say, check it yourself. Something about a guy serving her and her taste buds. That is pure disgusting to say that a man only has sex!! He can also cook if he wants to be sexy. Taking charge, showing some skill and moves is a big surprise for women. They will remember you about a sweet night, not in bed, but at the table, an unforgettable dinner. But, I would whisper, I was a man. And intelligent men do not always proved to be excellent. Sometime let’s suddenly drops bucketloads of IQ at the kitchen door. Being vulnerable enough to get in there and show her just how badly you really need her help. Of course, that meal would spice up with love.

When the years roll by, that’s all anybody’s got. Are you making any? People will not remember the party at the luxurious restaurant, how they cheered, and what they eat. But the time you fought with boiled chicken. The wife will remember their man’s face with smoky and meat pot with fire burning. That one dish everybody remembers you did. And of course, nobody knows you have lost more than half an hour to scrape off all burns in the pan. Although not perfect, but there will always be a proud thing, for you, especially you, a man.

Nothing’s closer to home than the kitchen. Sooner or later, every members of the family passes through it. Let's start with the simplest, put the pan on the stove, add oil. Boiling oil, then beat in eggs, and so we have omelet. Remember to add salt, and do not forget to do the dishwashing.

 

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